Sorry this blog post is up so late. Really, there wasn't a whole lot to blog about for the first episode because it mainly focused on Jake, Vienna and Kasey. I think from here on out, I'll just put up small re-caps instead of blogging the whole show.
Why we had to have a three hour premiere, I'll never know. The first 40 minutes were basically dedicated to giving some background on a couple of the contestants and then the next half hour or so was showing the contestants arriving at the mansion. Michelle and Jackie were not happy to see each other. Michael and Holly was kind of awkward. Vienna spent the whole night avoiding Gia and hoping Jake wasn't going to show up. Shocker! Jake is the last to arrive. So suspenseful.
Jake pulls Kasey aside to try to bury the hatchet and congratulate he and Vienna's happiness. Kasey nods politely but doesn't buy anything. He's going to take a Jake and wipe his Pavelka with it. Hey, Kasey said it, not me.
Ames and Jackie seem to be getting awfully comfortable.
Blake the dentist thinks Princess Erica is too "thick" for him, but old cougar Melissa will do just fine for a make-out session or four. He also has eyes for Holly's legs. Holly seems to take a liking to Blake as well. This is going to end badly for my sweet Michael.
The first competition is like Kama Sutra on steroids. The men and women partner up with the men being harnessed and suspended in the air while the women wrap themselves around the guys. Alli's ginormo-boobs are too heavy for Graham so he drops her. Holly would rather be drinking than spend that much time around her ex-fiance, so she drops as well. Gia, who is all of 80 pounds, is too much for funny man Will, who drops her like a sack of potatoes. The final three are Jake/Jackie, Kasey/Vienna and Rated-R/Ella. The latter drop out leaving the bitter exes to battle it out. Vienna gets confused which game show she is on and keeps telling Kasey they can't let Jake get immunity. Uh, last time I checked this wasn't Survivor. There are no immunity idols on The Pad. Kasey and Jake are both in danger of losing feet, which are turning a nice shade of purplish-blue. Kasey can't take it anymore and drops Vienna, meaning Jake/Jackie are the winners.
Both Jake and Jackie get roses, meaning they cannot be voted out this week. They also have a third rose to hand out, granting that person safety as well. Jake and Jackie go on a date to a theatre and have dinner on top of the marquee. Jackie presses Jake about Vienna, to which he happily tells all. Now here's my conundrum. I think Jake is definitely a fame-whore and a little bit douchy, but I have to wonder if what some of what he is saying is fact. That said, I also think Vienna makes things a bit more dramatic than they really are. So there's his side, her side and the truth.
Jackie decides it would be a good idea to give the other rose to Vienna, as a way to make amends. Worst idea ever.
Back at the mansion Alli and Rated-R play both alliances but act all shocked when they're found out.
Michael/Holly, Graham/Michelle, Kasey/Vienna, Kirk/Ella form a super-alliance and plan to control the game.
Jake gives the other safety rose to Vienna and asks to speak with her and Kasey in private. He tries to make amends but neither Kasey or Vienna is buying it. Jake thinks he is home-free.
As voting commences, Gia and Alli are on the chopping block. Kasey and Rated-R are in danger as well. Gia and Kasey call a truce this week and agree not to vote each other out.
Rated-R and Alli are voted off The Pad and sent home.
Next week...More of the Jake & Vienna show! Balloon toss with human targets! People cry! Shocking!
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